Tired of getting off work and getting off work and not knowing what to do to express your contempt for human life? Well, then the NARAL Pro-Choice America's abortion happy hour may be the event for you.
Apparently, women are having trouble finding men who are pro-abortion, so NARAL is helping to unite pro-choice feminists with their male counterparts on September 18 in Washington D.C.
For just $100, you can show NARAL and your fellow abortion activists just how much you love snuffing out defenseless humans. If you're feeling extra generous, you can be a host of the event for only $1,000. NARAL says that this first annual abortion happy hour is for "Men for choice and the Women who love them" - so, men who are looking to start a family probably shouldn't attend.
Rather than discussing work or your favorite sports teams at the next happy hour, you can discuss your favorite abortionist courtesy of NARAL. Will it be George Tiller or Kermit Gosnell?
Oh, and because NARAL is hosting the event, you probably should leave the kids at home.